Conversation between CotP member "Smurph" and TERA Support

 

SubjectChat Session Discussion Thread GM Dubstar said...05/12/2012 12:30 AMLet me know if you have any other questions..

 

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Chat Transcript05/12/2012 12:29 AMHi, my name is GM Dubstar. How may I help you?

Smurph .: Hey.

Smurph .: How are you doing?

Smurph .: Uhm. One second please

Smurph .: Alrighty

Smurph .: Hi

Smurph .: My name in game is Condoms

Smurph .: and my guild members are feeling semi offended by the name

Smurph .: as well as some of the players in game.

Smurph .: I was wondering if I could get you to change my name?

GM Dubstar: lolol sure

Smurph .:

Smurph .: Dubstar. So pro.

Smurph .: So atm I'm on my mini toon

GM Dubstar: I'd be offended too if I was running around with male genitals..

Smurph .: Smurph.

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Most hellarious support ever.

Smurph .: Alright

Smurph .: So im on smurph

Smurph .: im about to delete it

Smurph .: Could you have my name Condoms

Smurph .: renamed to Smurph?

GM Dubstar: What server, young condom?

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Valley of Titans

GM Dubstar: To smurph?

Smurph .: Yeahp

Smurph .: let me delete real fast

GM Dubstar: And want the one on BC changed too?

GM Dubstar: Dont delete anything..

Smurph .: BC?

GM Dubstar: Please

Smurph .: Oops.

Smurph .: :l

Smurph .: Already deleted Smurph

Smurph .: meh.

Smurph .: Its no big deal. it was a lvl 28 toon that I am no longer using

GM Dubstar: Mk..

Smurph .: I dont have one on bc.

Smurph .: or at least not that im aware of.

GM Dubstar: It says you do.

GM Dubstar: Named condom

Smurph .: Uhh.

GM Dubstar: But your good to go, young Smurph

Smurph .: Nope.

Smurph .: Kay

Smurph .: Oh

GM Dubstar: You know what would be really weird?

Smurph .: one more tang.

Smurph .: What?

GM Dubstar: A Smurph condom lol

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: My toon is still named Condoms.

GM Dubstar: Hmm.. This is a sticky situation

GM Dubstar: lolz

GM Dubstar: Close your launcher

GM Dubstar: And give it another thrust

Smurph .: Zoomfg lol

Smurph .: Gonna go all day huh?

Smurph .:

Smurph .: Is it also possible for me to change my appearance?

Smurph .: Make my toon look more..

Smurph .: short and blue

Smurph .: I'm already an elin

Smurph .: just the hair isnt blue.

Smurph .: It'll bug me to no end.

GM Dubstar: Once again, restart launcher

Smurph .: Booting.

Smurph .: Elder dubstar.

Smurph .: Still nuthin.

GM Dubstar: '''____'''

Smurph .: ill reboot it again

GM Dubstar: Go to the banker or parcel claim window

Smurph .: Okay

GM Dubstar: You actually have to exit the launcher as well

Smurph .: Oh

Smurph .: Didnt do that

Smurph .: Still nothin

Smurph .: loggging in and heading to banker thingy

Smurph .: extra g in there.

Smurph .: for fun iguess

Smurph .: Okay.

Smurph .: I'm there.

Smurph .: Did you change Condom's name?

Smurph .: I'm Condoms

Smurph .: multiple.

GM Dubstar: On VT?

GM Dubstar: Lol what?

Smurph .: Valley of Titans

Smurph .: Yeah I'm Condoms

Smurph .: Awe snap you did condom?

GM Dubstar: You should be smurph?

Smurph .: Nope.

Smurph .: Still Condoms.

GM Dubstar: Great.. Now we have 2 condoms, and only 1 smurph..

Smurph .: lol.

GM Dubstar: How is this gonna work out??

Smurph .: Idk.

Smurph .: What happened? lol

Smurph .: Whats the problemo here xD

Smurph .: Tell me what to do oh wise one.

GM Dubstar: Hmm.. I think that name is already taken?

Smurph .: No.

Smurph .: I just deleted it

Smurph .: like while we were talking

Smurph .: Smurph

GM Dubstar: I see that..

Smurph .: Mmk..

GM Dubstar: How's Dr. Smurph?

Smurph .: D:

Smurph .: Nuuu. Smurph

GM Dubstar: Or smurph.condoms

Smurph .: What happened?

GM Dubstar: Smurph.condoms.inc..

Smurph .: How is Smurph taken already?

Smurph .: lol

GM Dubstar: You can have your own condom company inside the world of tera?

Smurph .: Lol?

GM Dubstar: Be all like come here buddy, I have my condom on, I'm ready to go!!

GM Dubstar: Haha jk..

Smurph .: Lol

GM Dubstar: But Its not letting me change it right now

Smurph .: My guild members are Loling hard about this stuff.

Smurph .: Whys that?

GM Dubstar: Maybe we shall give it a minute

Smurph .: mmk.

Smurph .: I have minutes.

Smurph .: and hours.

Smurph .: friday night no lifer right here.

Smurph .: Shall we chit chat?

GM Dubstar: Haha I'm down

GM Dubstar: I cant take too long though

Smurph .: How does one like yourself become a "GM"

GM Dubstar: I was born as such..

Smurph .: lol

GM Dubstar: Raised by the popori

GM Dubstar: trained by the amen

GM Dubstar: Then granted powers by the priest when ready

GM Dubstar: A really long, tough process

Smurph .: q

Smurph .: Lol

GM Dubstar: Kind of like 300

GM Dubstar: That's what the sky looks like here, too

Smurph .: Are all GMs so...

Smurph .: trolly?

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: All I wanted change my condom and now im getting all these stories

Smurph .: TERRIBLE SUPPORT

Smurph .: RAGE

GM Dubstar: hey.. that's Terable support round here

GM Dubstar: and all this is coming from a condom..

GM Dubstar: That's why you smell bro

Smurph .: Woah

Smurph .: Too far man!

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: They pay you for this? GM stuff?

GM Dubstar: Earlier, I saw a little crab from Cutthroat harbor running across you earlier

Smurph .: in TERA accounts?

GM Dubstar: Nah its more like slavery

Smurph .: Awe Jeepers

Smurph .: I'd work as a GM

GM Dubstar: Restart the launcher now, btw

Smurph .: they'd have to pay me in condoms tho

Smurph .: MAGNUMS ONLY

Smurph .: Not to brag. But I'm rockin at least a pinky.

GM Dubstar: Hahaha whatever..

Smurph .: pinky and a half on a good day.

Smurph .: umad.

GM Dubstar: This link if for you brotha:

GM Dubstar: http://www.allcondom...ger-condoms.htm

Smurph .: Offended!

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: I'm soooooooo screenshotting this entire convo bro.

GM Dubstar: wait till you see your new name.. Mr.Small.Condom

GM Dubstar: lolol

Smurph .: If you'd like I can bleep yer name out tho. Dont want you to get in truble xD

Smurph .: Aye it worked

Smurph .: Now how about my look? Can I edit that somehow?

Smurph .: My hair mostly.

Smurph .: I mean if my name is smurph, gotta play the part.

Smurph .: blue hair n all.

GM Dubstar: Idc bout the name.. Dubstar will become a know world wide entity..

Smurph .: lol

GM Dubstar: The worlds first large-scale Smurph Condom Manufacture

Smurph .: Ahh

Smurph .: I see it now.

Smurph .: Rolling in the condoms.

Smurph .: We make them Smurph size

Smurph .: All of asia be so happy

Smurph .: We very happy asian man

Smurph .: So happy!

Smurph .: Asia man wear long time!

Smurph .: All time!

GM Dubstar: Lolololz

Smurph .: xD

GM Dubstar: that just made my day..

GM Dubstar: I was about to go home

GM Dubstar: But effff it, I'll stay for another 8 hrs.. Hoping to get a player as BA as you

Smurph .: Awe Shinazzy.

Smurph .: No way that will happen.

Smurph .: COSMETICS BRO

Smurph .: I WANT THE BLUE HAIRS

Smurph .: DO UHT

GM Dubstar: I thought we went over this?

Smurph .: MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TERA EXPERIENCE

Smurph .: No we got caught up in the condoms

GM Dubstar: You cant change your look unless you have a mutated disease with crabs on you..

GM Dubstar: Which smurphs are immune to

Smurph .: Jeepers

Smurph .: the one time condoms have foiled my plan

GM Dubstar: Nah, go to the banker..

GM Dubstar: One time??

Smurph .: Yeah

GM Dubstar: I usually reuse those suckers..

Smurph .: I aint got kids

Smurph .: Lol

GM Dubstar: Me neither

Smurph .: Dude

Smurph .: I could milk this all day

Smurph .: You just give me anything I want

Smurph .: Lolololol

GM Dubstar: Go to the banker and get your stupid little parcel, and make yourself blue

Smurph .: Milk. Condoms. Semen.

Smurph .: Lulz

Smurph .: Thanks bro.

Smurph .: THANKS

Smurph .: AND ITS NOT STUPID

Smurph .: ITS IMPORTANT

Smurph .: IMPORTANT PARCEL

GM Dubstar: Eww..

Smurph .: Parcel not there yet

Smurph .: Idk

GM Dubstar: Have you got the parcel yet?

Smurph .: No

GM Dubstar: So why it wouldn't let me change your name earlier..

Smurph .: I hadnt taken my condom off yet.

Smurph .: I forgot.

Smurph .: >.<

GM Dubstar: Is I accidentally changed some character named Condom to smurph

GM Dubstar: And he had 3 condom characters.. On 3 different servers

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Someone is dedicated.

Smurph .: Really doesnt want to have kids

GM Dubstar: So if anyone ever tells you their getting screwed by Tera..

Smurph .: Be like wtfbbq?

Smurph .: Lol

GM Dubstar: You can say at least there's at least a condom on all the servers ;d

Smurph .: Yeah

Smurph .: Makes sense.

Smurph .: Procrastinating parcel.

Smurph .: So do you play tera

Smurph .: or just work for enmasse.

GM Dubstar: I played before launch on the production server

GM Dubstar: And made it to lvl 25

GM Dubstar: But since launch I havent had time to play

GM Dubstar: We got 4 more min's to chat, btw..

Smurph .: Busy fixing condoms.

Smurph .: You're shift over in 4m ins

Smurph .: or what.

Smurph .: your*

GM Dubstar: Nope, gotta go help more gamers ;d

Smurph .: Ahh fun.

GM Dubstar: But you'll get the appearance change tomorrow.

Smurph .: Now I see the real reason for que time.

Smurph .: Ahh thanks.

GM Dubstar: So you get to run around another day looking like a condom

Smurph .: My hair is purple.

Smurph .: MEH

GM Dubstar: Yeah, once your in, its like VIP

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Well hey man

GM Dubstar: http://www.condomdep...id/207/pid/2380

Smurph .: If you ever get to play

Smurph .: Play on Valley of Titans

GM Dubstar: I found ya!!!

Smurph .: and send me a tell

Smurph .: lolol

GM Dubstar: I hear that's where its at..

Smurph .: VoT?

Smurph .: yeah pretty big server.

Smurph .: PvP all day.

Smurph .: No lifer kids like me always online.

GM Dubstar: Yep, that seems to be the most intense one..

GM Dubstar: But you should actually get that deal once you restart the browser

Smurph .: Well between the 4chan guilds

Smurph .: and the reddit guilds.

Smurph .: What deal?

Smurph .: oh hey

GM Dubstar: Sorry, launcher lol

Smurph .: got the parcel thingy

GM Dubstar: Your good to go

Smurph .: didnt need to restart.

GM Dubstar:

GM Dubstar: Realyy? That's odd

Smurph .: Real odd.

Smurph .: Well seriously dude

Smurph .: Thanks

Smurph .: Alot

Smurph .: You're super canoodling cool

GM Dubstar: Oh well..

Smurph .: Best support I have ever had.

GM Dubstar: You as well, my man..

Smurph .: Hellarious

GM Dubstar: That's what were aiming for..

Smurph .: : d

Smurph .: Serious, EU Tera support I heard is terrible

Smurph .: Froggster? Jeepers dat.

GM Dubstar: And you caught me at hour 15 of my shift, so your starting to catch a different side of me lol

Smurph .: You guys here though. Doing good work.

GM Dubstar: Yeah Everyone and their aunt likes our support

GM Dubstar: Besides trolls

GM Dubstar: but trolls will be trolls

Smurph .: 15 hours

Smurph .: you work 24 hours straight?

Smurph .: or what.

GM Dubstar: I'm trying lol

Smurph .: Money must be good.

Smurph .: You work from home?

GM Dubstar: We might run out of coffee soon though, if I keep at it

GM Dubstar: Nah we got an office

GM Dubstar: Our own office

Smurph .: Out of where?

GM Dubstar: Some realm over Tera..

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Kay.

GM Dubstar: Looking down on yall fools runnin around slayin each other

Smurph .: Lol

Smurph .: Well alright dude

Smurph .: Lookout for a post on TERA forums called Dubstar World Wide Entity

GM Dubstar: Any more questions for the mighty Dubstar before we depart?

Smurph .: Humn..

Smurph .: Uhh... Got any free stuff you can give me?

GM Dubstar: Lol Ill call the Tera IRS tomorrow and get things squared away

Smurph .: Idk.

GM Dubstar: Mmh not today lol

Smurph .: Lol alright

Smurph .: Then I'm set

GM Dubstar: I'll send you an email so you can come strait to me if you have any more issues

Smurph .: Serious?

Smurph .: Thanks

GM Dubstar: You seem like the type to repost this..

Smurph .: repost what?

GM Dubstar: This convo

Smurph .: Yeah

Smurph .: Totally plan on it.

Smurph .: You said you were cool with it.

GM Dubstar: So WHUDDDDDDDDDDDUP REDDIT

Smurph .: Lol kay.

GM Dubstar: That's the fattest shout out yall have got to date..

Smurph .: Meh. I guess ill post it on reddit

GM Dubstar: And my main man condom aka Papa Smurph..

Smurph .: though I dont really use it alot.

Smurph .: Papa condom.

Smurph .: xD

GM Dubstar: Please dont lol

Smurph .: Dude you just gave them a shoutout

Smurph .: I gotta now.

GM Dubstar: But if you wern't planning on it please don't!

Smurph .: The world must see it

Smurph .: THE WORLD MUST SEE THE TRUE POWER

Smurph .: OF SMURPH CONDOM INC.

GM Dubstar: Haha whatever bro do what you do..

GM Dubstar: Lololz

Smurph .: and Dubstar enterprises.

Smurph .: Alright get to work slacker.

Smurph .: Pz

Smurph .: oh wait

Smurph .: that link.

Smurph .: gimme.

GM Dubstar: haha what link?

Smurph .: GM Dubstar: I'll send you an email so you can come strait to me if you have any more issues

Smurph .: oh email

Smurph .: alrighty

Smurph .: D3rp

Smurph .: Well then alright thats it.

Smurph .: Cya dude.

Smurph .: Thanks for the help and the laughs!

GM Dubstar: lol have a good one, have fun!!

'Smurph .' disconnected ('Concluded by Agent'). [---001:010893:28166---]

 

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